RIP Phil

I was on a mission to create some wonderful new juices to freeze for my wonderful new healthy 'get me I am so fit and fabulous' lifestyle. I had the entire fruit and veg aisles delivered. I got chopping and prepping and then disaster. The Juicer, my juicer, my world. He died. I had no idea he was even poorly. Just boom. Gone.

Devestated. My juicer. My everything. RIP Phil. (Phillips Viva Juicer)

Through the tears I got straight on to Google. Best Juicer. What a minefield. What to buy? Then I saw the word. Do you ever just get the giggles at a word. Well apparently there are masticating juicers. Hehehehehe. I know, silly isn't it. I cannot help it.

I get that a lot. The giggles.

Reminds me of when I was little and told my Dad that there were people masturbating in a circle further up the beach. He stormed off in search of such people only to return in fits of giggles. Meditating. They were meditating. It has never occurred to me until now how on earth I knew the word at all........

Anyways. Another story, same holiday. My friend and I saw a jellyfish and again we ran back to tell the parents. "Massive testicles," my friend told our parents...... Kids say the best things don't they?

Back to my poor juicer. So I am in research mode at present. I have a weeks worth of juices in the freezer but ideally I need to get something delivered and delivered fast! It looks like I am setting up a fruit and veg stall on the kitchen worktop!

Liking the look of the Nutribullet because of the ease to clean BUT I like to bulk juice and freeze and this would mean adding something to my daily routine..... will I make time for it?!? I love the price too at just under £100. This is different to my old juicer as this uses the fibre too which I like the idea of. Whenever I was throwing away all that goodness I did wonder if there was some way of getting it into the drink. It copes with flax seeds (whatever they are) and even nuts so could also be a way of getting nuts in me! Yes I really did just say that! Hahahaha. Oooo er missus!

Then there is the all singing Vitamix but it has a lot to live up to with prices starting from £399 - yes I said starting from! So in the name of research I have just watched the video on qvcuk.com and of course I now cannot live without this machine. I will be making every meal of the day in this Vitamix. I will make my money back in just weeks.....

STOP THE PRESS
Phil is alive. Mr EJM came home from work (very important busy man in suit tip tapping on computer kind of work) and I told him about the demise of poor Phil. Then within seconds Phil had a pulse. Turns out there is a switch on the bottom - reset. Simples!

But. No joy and happiness. I felt nothing. I have already moved on. I no longer love Phil. I do not want him and his left over fibre and multiple cleaning bits. It is over. I need Norman or Victor (Nutribullet or Vitamix).

EJMx